Thursday, May 18, 2006

Sex Toy Review, The Osaki Twister

Here it is the Osaki Twister. This one to the left is the twister in red. This sex toy also comes in blue and a very special glow in the dark version. All of witch do exactly the same thing. We are going to take a close look at the functions and performance of the Osaki Twister so that you can tell weather or not this sex toy is for you or not. Let's get started shall we.

The first thing that you notice when you pick up the osaki Twister is that it has a design on it. If you look closely you will see that the design is of a woman with her arms crossed in front of her and on the back side you will see a long pony tail and some other markings all around the sex toy. I don't know what this is supposed to represent but it does give the adult toy a lot of groves to stimulate the inside of the vagina. That is always a good thing. You will also see a large round protrusion sticking out from the top of the vibrator. This is in the shape of an animal of some sort most likely a beaver. A slang term for a woman's vagina is a beaver just in case you didn't know. So that is why a beaver was probably selected for this job. Now you will also notice a large power pack and a control station in the front of the vibrator as well.

First we will look at the battery installation. The twister takes 3 AA batteries all of witch get stuffed into the back of the control station. You slide the back off and install the batteries. The first two batteries go into the bottom and the pictures on the inside of the battery compartment tell you witch way to put them in but the last on that goes on the top you will have to guess one way or the other. Once you have the batteries taken care of the vibrator is ready for action. But before we get to that I would like to say that I don't like the top to the battery compartment because it just slides on. Sometimes the back slides off because there is no lock or latch of any kind. This is the only problem I see with the battery compartment.
Now for the front of the control station you have four buttons to contend with. On the top it says on off. Down the right side it says low, high, slow, and fast and down the left side it says vibration and twister. What this all comes down to is that when you press a button that function comes on. The first two buttons are for vibration and they are low and high. So what happens when you press the first button is the beaver or clitoral vibrator starts to vibrate. Then when you press the high button the beaver goes a lot faster. However if you press the high button first nothing will happen. You have to have the first or low button turned on before you press the high or like I said it will not work. Now if you take a closer look at the beaver or clitoral stimulator you will see that the beaver has his tongue sticking out. The idea is that you place the beaver's tongue right on your clitoris. Everyone is different of course and different people like different things including where and how intense they like their vibration. So with that being said how and where you apply the beaver is up to you. I advise when using any sex toy you start with the lowest setting and work your way up. If you feel any pain what so ever stop. There should however be no pain when using this vibrator. Only intense pleasure.
Back to the controls. Like I said before the top two buttons are for the vibration of the beaver and the bottom two buttons are for the twisting or rotation of the body and head of the sex toy. If you press the slow button you will see the body and head of the twister will start going around in a slow circle. Now if you press the fast button you will see the head rotate faster. Keep in mind the fast button doesn't work if the slow button is not pressed. Now as far as what the rotation of the head and body is for. That rotation not only stimulates the inside of the vagina but also sometimes hits the g-spot. I am not ready to delve into the mystery of the g-spot at this time but I assure you that I will do a post on it soon. Back to the Osaki Twister. Now when you combine the two actions together that is when the magic happens. Be sure to use a nice lubricant so that everything goes very smooth.
My wife and I have had out twister for quite some time and I remember when we first got it she said and I quote "every woman should have one of there things". I believe that is a pretty bold statement. I know that she loves her osaki twister and would not give it up for anything. She says that it has the right amount of vibration and twisting action to send her over the edge very quickly. Having used it on her quite frequently I know that is a true statement. I can get her to climax in like 3 or 4 minuets with the osaki twister. That is some kind of record or something I think. For those guys out there or those girls out there who are having a hard time getting to a climax this is the first toy that I recommend for you. The great thing about this sex toy also is the fact that it is priced very well. At 22.99 for all the orgasms that you can handle that is a steel. Think about it what is an orgasm really worth anyway. I would spend a whole lot more money to get off that is for sure.

In closing I will say that both my wife and myself are partial to the osaki twister because we have had it for so long and it has been a hard working part of our sexual enjoyment. I am going to give the osaki twister an 8 out of 10 on the Clydesdale scale. Again the Clydesdale scale is measured by how many Clydesdale's it would take to remove this sex toy out of my wife's hands. So in close I will say that if there is one sex toy that you should own this is one of the front runners. Please if you have any comments or you would like to contact us at xjays simply send me an email to

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

First Review for the 7th Heaven Teddy Bear

Here is XJays review of the 7th Heaven Teddy Bear. The teddy bear in the the rabbit/beaver category of sex toys. Maybe better known is the multi-function sex toy. The teddy bear is distributed by Pipe Dreams and as far as I know only comes in one color. When we received the teddy bear my wife was all excited about it because she loves her other beaver(we will get to that shortly)and was hoping that the upgrade was going to be great. When I removed the teddy bear from its package, witch looks exactly like the picture, I noticed how heavy it was. It felt like it was constructed well not flimsy or easily breakable. I liked that for sure. One of the stranger things that I noticed when looking at the sex toy was the metal looking center piece. I didn't realize how mechanical it looked until I received it. All in all it was what I ordered and what I expected from the adult toy.

The next thing that I did is put batteries in it. Very easy to do just pull the back cover open and pull out the middle section of the battery pack. The thing about the batteries is that you have to put four AA batteries into it. You wouldn't know that by just removing the back cover you have to remove the battery pack in there and turn it around to see that it needs two more batteries. That's not so bad but the fact that there is nothing telling you to do that is the thing. I can see people putting the two batteries in the thing and going why doesn't it work. I think there should be some kind of diagram or something somewhere either on the box or in a little insert or something. But anyway when you do get the batteries into the sex toy that's when the fun begins.

So I have the batteries in the teddy bear and now I get to give the sex toy it's first test run. there are four buttons on the teddy bear. The first is the on off button so I turned that on first. Then I hit the 7th heaven button. That is how it is labeled but what it does is makes the little teddy bears hands vibrate. So I hit the vibrate button on the console. The console by the way is very stylish and easy to operate. When I hit the button the teddy bears hands started to vibrate and then I hit it again and they vibrated faster and the third push they got very fast. The next four pushes of the button were the ones that I couldn't believe. One of them was like Morris code it would vibrate at different lengths and different intensities. Another push of the button and the vibration was on like some kind of cycle. It would slowly intensify and then stop and go back down and slowly intensify again. The last two pushes of the 7th heaven button are different degrees of these two functions. So to sum up that button you can adjust what kind of sensation that feels the best on your clitoris to make you climax. If you like it fast or slow or an escalation of vibration the 7th heaven teddy bear has got it.
Now for the other button. It is labeled rotation and it has a off and on arrow on both sides of a lighted bar. When you press the on button the first bar comes on like a signal bar on your cell phone. As you press the on button the more bars go up the scale and the faster the rotation becomes. Not only does the head of the vibrator start to move but the mechanical balls in the middle of the shaft also start to rotate. There are five bars of rotation speed and if you press the off button the speed of the rotation and the amount of bars goes down. What is great about this is you can dial in the right speed of rotation for the best orgasm.

Ok to sum up what I have experienced so far is I like the shape and the feel of the sex toy. I like the adjustable functions and the control panel. What I don't like so far is the way the battery compartment works or the need for more information regarding it.

Now comes the real test I will hand it over to the other half and see what she thinks about it.
Her first impression was that the mechanical looking balls in the middle remind her of her last gyno appointment. But besides that she liked the size and the buttons were easy enough to understand.

We always try out the products that we test a couple of times to make sure of what we liked and disliked about a sex toy and that is the next section of our review.

Performance) The performance section of the review talks about how everything worked during sex. Now obviously this part is going to come from her. What she said during the first and second trial was that she didn't like the mechanical beads so much. I think a lot of that had to do with the fact it reminded her of the gyno visit but that was a concern. She also didn't like the fact that the teddy bear or clitoral stimulant has two hands that stimulate the clitoris on either side but don't really touch the clit at all. With all fairness I have to say that her clitoris does not get very big so that may be one problem that out of all of this we really pinpoint. If you have a small clitoris or your doesn't grow a great deal that this may not be the product for you. However if your clitoris does grow or is large that this product may be just what you are looking for. So needless to say my wife didn't like that 7th heaven teddy bear that much. She did say that maybe a little more manipulation you could get it to work better. Like I said maybe just not the right sex toy for her. Again on my end all I do is work the control panel and that seemed to work fine for me.

Now as far as pricing goes I have the product fairly priced on my site at 52.99 and that seems to be pretty fair for what you get to me. It is not the cheapest multi-function you can get but there are a lot of upgrades on this one for the price as well. I have come up with a scale to test new products that come out and I am calling it the clydesdale scale. It goes from 1 to 10. It measures how many clydesdale's it would take to pull this toy out of your woman's hands. I don't think that it would take no more than 1 Clydesdale to remove this sex toy from my wife's hands so I am giving the 7th heaven teddy bear a 2 on the clydesdale scale because of its design and ease of use. Now this could be different for your woman like I said. You may not be able to take this thing from here hands with ten Clydesdale's.

Now if you take a look at my site at XJays adult playground you will find a lot of different rabbit/beaver type sex toys. We are going to try to test out as many of these adult toys as we can and I have enlisted a couple of other couples to do some research for me as well. I would like to review all of the products that I offer at XJays but that will take some time so if you have any comments or would like to write a review about a product that you have used and liked or disliked please let me know. My email is Don't hesitate to send me any information that you would like. I love to hear about how people like or dislike products and It helps me put the right inventory together.